The Tea Joke Book: A Collection of Inexcusably Bad Jokes About Tea

From best-selling 4th grade author Alex Kivi comes his latest work, The Tea Joke Book: A Collection of Inexcusably Bad Jokes About Tea. World, this may not be the book you asked for, but it’s the book you got.

This book features dozens of tea jokes, frequently resting on shaky linguistic ground. You’ll laugh; you’ll cry; you’ll question life choices that led you to this moment. This will almost certainly be the best tea joke book you’ll read all week.

“This book isn’t readable so much as it is powerfully afflictive. Share it with the friends you trust to forgive you.”
– E. Alex Crawley, Ph.D.

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Novelty 8cm Bead Squeeze Frog Ball, GreatestPAK Stress Relief Sticky Soft Toys Collection Decoration Valentine’s Gift (Green)


✿Description✿
✿Material: Plastic
✿100% Brand new and high quality
✿Suitable for 3 years old and above
✿This frog toy is squidgy and squeezy
✿It’s filled with a squishy slime and soft polystyrene balls
✿It’s ideal for use as a stress ball and will keep fidgety fingers occupied
✿Very good pressure release appliance for office or home, also can be used as a toy for fun
✿Not only ideal gift for kids, but also for adults to release stress, they allow you a brief suspension of the self, and find the way back to your inner peace

✿Package Included✿
✿ 1pc Toy

Product Features

  • ★DIMENSIONS: 8*8*4cm, suitable for 3+ children–Interactive game dogs year old boys girl babies cats kids girls toddlers glow t-shirt toys dog large books boredom children adults puppy bird toy small cat feeder mouse
  • ★MATERIAL: Rubber, non-toxic, safe for kids to play–sale flowers book alone box ray pop vinyl security camera cameras wireless light blink alarms alarm system phone cordless triple with answer machine big button
  • ★FUNCTION: Release all of your tension at once- a must-have accessory for all those people that are dealing with stress and anxiety every single day–toy cans cutting children appliances accessory kids kettle plates makeup toddler little
  • ★FEELING: When you look at them, they’re so funny that you may feel better, or even all your bad feelings will be gone. It can be a stress reliever–investing labs omega brain magnesium fish oil pure battery charger car chargers rechargeable
  • ★UNIQUE FOR YOU: Now you are given the chance to squeeze your ball without having a single care in this world–funny adult dolly carton shirt boys teens gifts men clean dogs girls

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Novelty 8cm Bead Squeeze Frog Ball, GreatestPAK Stress Relief Sticky Soft Toys Collection Decoration Valentine’s Gift (Red)


✿Description✿
✿Material: Plastic
✿100% Brand new and high quality
✿Suitable for 3 years old and above
✿This frog toy is squidgy and squeezy
✿It’s filled with a squishy slime and soft polystyrene balls
✿It’s ideal for use as a stress ball and will keep fidgety fingers occupied
✿Very good pressure release appliance for office or home, also can be used as a toy for fun
✿Not only ideal gift for kids, but also for adults to release stress, they allow you a brief suspension of the self, and find the way back to your inner peace

✿Package Included✿
✿ 1pc Toy

Product Features

  • ★DIMENSIONS: 8*8*4cm, suitable for 3+ children–Interactive game dogs year old boys girl babies cats kids girls toddlers glow t-shirt toys dog large books boredom children adults puppy bird toy small cat feeder mouse
  • ★MATERIAL: Rubber, non-toxic, safe for kids to play–sale flowers book alone box ray pop vinyl security camera cameras wireless light blink alarms alarm system phone cordless triple with answer machine big button
  • ★FUNCTION: Release all of your tension at once- a must-have accessory for all those people that are dealing with stress and anxiety every single day–toy cans cutting children appliances accessory kids kettle plates makeup toddler little
  • ★FEELING: When you look at them, they’re so funny that you may feel better, or even all your bad feelings will be gone. It can be a stress reliever–investing labs omega brain magnesium fish oil pure battery charger car chargers rechargeable
  • ★UNIQUE FOR YOU: Now you are given the chance to squeeze your ball without having a single care in this world–funny adult dolly carton shirt boys teens gifts men clean dogs girls

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PENG Chinese Antique Bronze Gilt and Hexian Nian Tong Pot Decoration Kettle Tea Pot Decoration Craft Gift Antique Bronze Collection

Copper Type: Bronze Process: Die Casting
Category: Geometry
Pendulum form: ornaments
Style: Chinese
Applicable scene: home
Production methods: semi-manual semi-mechanical
Antique and two cents copper pot ornaments
Size: Length 14 Width 8 Height 20.5 cm (2 cm in diameter)
Weight: 1.3 kg

Product Features

  • Copper Type: Bronze Process: Die Casting Category: Geometry
  • Pendulum form: ornamental style: Chinese for the scene: home
  • Production methods: semi-manual semi-mechanical
  • Antique and two cents copper pot Decoration weight: 1.3 pounds
  • Size: Length 14 Width 8 Height 20.5 cm (2 cm in diameter)

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Breville VKJ864 Colour Collection Jug Kettle, 1.7 Litre, Red

The striking red finish makes this kettle a great addition to your kitchen, it has a great design and simple to use.The 3kW heating element brings the kettle to the boil in quick time, meaning less waiting for that cup of tea. The 360 degree base is perfect for left or right handed users too. The kettle illuminates the interior with a warm red glow when it is on and this is visible through the side window which allows you to see the level of the water prior to turning on the kettle. There is a removable and washable lime-scale filter to keep your water nice and fresh.

Product Features

  • Red illumination in boil mode
  • Push-button lid release for easy filling
  • Side water window makes accurate filling easy
  • 1.7 Litre capacity makes 6 -8 cups
  • 3kW heating element for rapid boiling times

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Philips HD9300/00 Daily Collection Kettle, 1.6 Litre, 2400 Watt – White

Product Features

  • Easy lid and spout filling
  • Hinged lid with large opening for easy filling and cleaning
  • Easy to read water level indicators on both sides
  • Cord winder for easy storage
  • Cordless 360° pirouette base for easy lifting and placing

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KitchenCraft Classic Collection Induction-Safe Whistling Stovetop Kettle, 2.3 Litres (4 Pints) – Black

Classic, sleek styling makes this enamelled stovetop kettle with contrasting stainless steel fittings a smart addition to any kitchen, and the flip-top whistling spout ensures you won’t miss the moment it boils.With clearly visible ‘max fill’ markings inside. Gift-boxed.Suitable for induction hobs.2.3 litre.

2.3 litre.

Product Features

  • You’ll always know when the water’s boiled for a brew – this handsome black kettle sounds out an unmistakeable ‘peep’ when it’s ready!
  • The water kettle is made of stainless steel coated with vitreous enamel, for added toughness and a charming look
  • A nostalgic classic that’s great for everyday use. It’s safe to use with all heat sources, including induction and AGA®!
  • Comfortable handle and flip-top spout for safe and simple operation. Holds up to 2.3 litres (4 pints), with a clearly marked fill line
  • Collect more Classic Collection items and add some old-fashioned charm to your kitchen. This product comes with a 10 year guarantee

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Salter BW04533 Marble Collection Window Canister Set, Grey (3 Piece)

Whether you are starting a countertop collection for a new home or simply refreshing your existing kitchenware, this three piece canister set is a perfect addition. In a superb modern style, they are the ideal way to keep your tea, coffee and sugar fresh, while the comfortable size makes them practical to stand on your kitchen work surface next to the kettle. A part of the Salter Marble collection, they are made from iron with an elegant grey marble coating which looks lovely in any setting. Perfect for a new home or for creating a new look in your kitchen, these Salter canisters will look sleek and smart amongst any decor. The canisters are ideal for storing tea, coffee and sugar within easy reach, while the front windows let you know when to top them up. Measuring 11 x 17 cm, they each have large capacities and together they will sit comfortably and conveniently on your work surface.

Product Features

  • Perfect for a new home or for creating a new look in your kitchen, these Salter canisters will look sleek and smart amongst any decor
  • The canisters are ideal for storing tea, coffee and sugar within easy reach, while the front windows let you know when to top them up
  • Measuring 11 x 17 cm, they each have large capacities and together they will sit comfortably and conveniently on your work surface.
  • Made from iron with a grey marble coating, they are strong, durable and easy to clean so your kitchen can stay beautifully hygienic
  • Part of the Salter Marble Collection, they look wonderfully charming and will match most colour schemes, completing your kitchen

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